The Katherine Kazette

Hello Friends and Family! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! Recently, my brother Lance was asked to write and perform a celebratory speech! Lance decided on writing a speech for my future wedding, so I saw this as an oppurtunity for myself and volunteered to write it for him. However, Lance ended up editing it and speaking from the heart for his class. So, I decided I’d share what I wrote as well as some parts. I'm a fan of it.     Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m Lance, Katherine’s younger and bigger brother and now 'Male Name's' brother in law! I want to give it up for everyone who came out tonight! As you all know Katherine and 'Male Name' are both attention whores and wouldn't have been able to get married without so many people watching and adoring them. Now, I’ve known Katherine since the day I was born and while she hasn't always been an ‘A+’ big sister, but instead more of a ‘C’ sister - passing - but, hey 'C's get degrees. However, Kath...