Katherine's 7th Grade Diary: I Wish I Were Homeless

Good Afternoon! Thanksgiving is coming sooner than later and this diary entry is a great way to get in the Thanksgiving mood (kind of). I hope you all find this diary entry as funny as I do. It's certainly one of my favorites. It's just so politically incorrect and so in my bubble. Enjoy!

Black Friday!

Today's black Friday and you know at least 1+ person dies from being trampled by crowds.

Yesterday, was Thanksgiving, we ate Turkey, Green beans casserole (w/ crushed Funyons), stuffing sweet potatoes (w/ marshmallows), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and cranberry ginger ale. And Pumpkin Pie! No cornbread.

Missy Franklin was serving thanksgiving dinner to the homeless. I wish I were homeless, I could see her. I'm upset with her because the letter didn't work out. The lines before black Friday are full of idiots.

I wonder what Jake's doing for Thanksgiving?

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Well, I like the first page and thankfully people likely won't be trampled this upcoming black Friday! I somewhat remember drawing the doodle and wanting the parents to be so upset about the My Pony Tinkerbell Castle being sold out, but the kids don't care or are so oblivious to the fact of what's happening. I don't know kinda funny. Sounds like I had a good Thanksgiving meal as well.

Regarding the second page I now know you aren't an idiot if you go Black Friday shopping, in fact I've even wanted to go Black Friday shopping early in the morning. More importantly, I want to say that I now know that the lives of people experiencing homelessness (politically correct, baby!) aren't chock full of meeting celebrities and something that is not something I or many people desire to experience. I have also done numerous A grade reports in college on the lives of people experiencing homelessness and their health. However, I do think that the idea of me wishing I were experiencing homelessness to meet Missy Franklin is so laughable. It's just so politically incorrect and oblivious to what people actually experience. I do think I knew that it was wrong to write that I wanted to experience homelessness, but ya got to understand that I REALLY wanted to meet Missy Franklin at the time. Also funny, Missy Franklin likely received RJ service hours for this.

And finally I once again am obsessed with what Jake was experiencing while we both weren't at school. I remember that during breaks like fall, winter, and summer, my heart hurt from not being near Jake for days and weeks at a time. It just hurt. Sometimes, I'd even just stare at him in class and think "Wow! I'm sitting next to the most beautiful boy in the world!" Just such intense emotions.

Anyway, that's it! I hope you enjoyed it! God Bless!

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