Christmas Memories: Eww

Its Friday, which means another Christmas Memory!

For Christmas Eve my family and I put out a sandwich for Santa Claus, because he must get tired of cookies. The first year we did this we set out the cookies, the sandwich, and the reindeer carrots. We went to bed and the next morning we woke up. We went to the living room to see what gifts Santa has brought us. As I was walking towards my stocking I stepped in something slimy. It was Santa's mayonnaise covered lettuce! Eww! I was not happy about this and avoided it the rest of the day.

God Bless

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