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Neiman Marcus is Perfect for the Apocolypse

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          During a hall meeting we were asked where we would go if the world was eending. Without hesitation I said "Neiman Marcus!" My partner I was paired with had no clue what Neiman Marcus is! How? I feel like everyone knows what Neimans is, but I guess not. Total culture shock. I told her it's just like luxury clothing and food. She and many more girls in my hall answered with Wal-Mart and Costco. While, those seemed like obvious choices, I realized That Neiman's is much better!
        Neiman Marcus sells clothing, food, furniture, but every year in their Christmas Book they sell fantasy gifts. In the past they have sold His and Her Lear Jets, Serenity Solar Yachts, Dale Chihuli floored pools, Mark Ashby designed Backyard Escapes, Trips to the Maldives, His and Her Neiman Marcus Island Cars,  all four Tennis Majors, Sugarfina experiences in the Italian Rivera, Colbalt Valkyrie-X Private Plane, Top Secret Missions that include Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and McLarens, His and Her Rolls Royce Limited Edition Dawns, and much more. Does Costco or Wal-Mart sell planes, yachts, trips, or cars? No, they don't. If you really wanted to survive the apocalypse you'd go to Neiman Marcus and set sail or fly away.
Rolls-Royce is fantastic for zooming away in style.

This Mark Ashby backyard escape is the cutest place to reside. 

The Serenity Solar Yacht that is more than amazing to sail away in.

          If this were to happen I think I would stay at the Neiman Marcus warehouse and make my home there with their appliances and goregeous furniture. I would rely on the food they sell such as the Ham I Am! Half Hickory Smoked Ham or Alewel's Country Meats Stuffed Pork Crown Roast with a side of Culinaire Cauliflower Cakes and top it off with an Alaska Silk Pie Co. Kahlua Sunset Gluten-Free Cake. If I were of age id' be sipping in a glass of Vivue Clicquet too. But, Katherine, how would you keep ypir food fredh? Obviously, a Smeg Dolce and Gabbana refrigerator....duh.  I would never be cold either because of the If things got worse I'd either fly to a safer place or load up my boat and ride the waves.
           Apparently, people don't know about Neiman Marcus either and certainly is not commonly thought of as an apocalypse location, so I would be there with my family all alone. Everyone else will survive while Ill thrive in my Chihuly glass pool.
           So, there you have it Neiman Marcus is not only a perfect place to shop, but a perfect place for the apocalypse. 

God Bless!

All photos on this post do not belong to me, but instead belong to Neiman Marcus. This post is not sponsored or affiliated with Neiman Marcus or any other brands in anyway. The Katherine Kazette does not profit from any blog post.

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